Turkey tenderloins are almost the same size and shape as a human calf muscle. Keep yourself busy on slow nights between battles by using these to prank your fellow survivors into thinking you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. World War Z…ombie Tenderloins 4 turkey…
No one expects the SPANISH RICE INQUISITION! This is a great recipe for people who always look on the bright side of life yet are responsible enough to end their meals with a wafer thin mint. Ingredients: 2 cups long-grain white rice 4 Roma tomatoes…
After three deaths and nine maimings at Thunderdome #7, I decided to order my minions a somewhat more “nutritious” subscription box. When I first received this month’s package from KlutchClub, I thought The Pharaoh sent me a purse as a surprise present. Instead, I found…
Hello, Minions. Life in the lair isn’t just about growing a forty foot tall soulless meat cube or engineering a form of yeast that can eat through hull plating. Sometimes, one needs things from the mainland. Information. Food subscription boxes. Things even Amazon won’t deliver.…
Behold Matt Smith! I can’t tell you how jealous I am that I didn’t think of this first. However, I did think of this: The real point here is good Whovians understand that while you should always bring a banana to a party, adding a…
You can stuff these sheets of puff pastry with whatever ground meat (or meat-ish) mixture you happen to have around the house. I usually have some home made taco meat in the freezer, but tonight I happened to have some leftover vegan keema. The total…
We’re not all Federation-lovers at Kitchen Overlord. Some of us follow a warrior’s path. While fresh Gagh and your Earthican live calamari are a good start, the mighty Klingon empire also deserves tribute in the form of delicious food! These blood orange pull apart breads…
Like Kirk, I was accepted into an elite cadre without any paperwork, background checks, or medical evaluations. Unlike Kirk, my minions don’t work in a heavily armed Apple store. It’s too hard to get the stains out.
Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day…
I know it’s Star Trek week here at Kitchen Overlord, but like any good fan, I’m willing to tuck a little T.A.R.D.I.S. peanut butter into my Enterprise chocolate for the sake of sharing this little YouTube gem I found on Geeks Are Sexy. Sneaky Zebra‘s…
This week, we’re boldly going where no adventurous chef has gone before. Actually, much like V’Ger escaping the solar system, a few other enterprising cooks might’ve tried this without reporting back on their experiments. Once a geek makes traditional Hamantaschen it’s almost impossible to resist.…
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes…
Yes, I am easily swayed by the allure of labels. I also bought the Game of Thrones beer (which was surprisingly good) and the Princess Bride wine (which was not as I wished). The second I saw Vulcan Ale, I coveted it. This happens so…
After the mayhem, carnage, and violence I unleashed upon tossing the Vegan Cuts subscription box into our basement Thunderdome, I became as hungry for more action as you are for more “snacks.” Therefore, minions, I can not begin to express how incredibly disappointed I was…
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re irrationally big fans of red velvet and Iron Man. Naturally, we had to combine the two. Unlike the intimidatingly complicated Iron Man Sweet Rolls (which, no joke, take about five hours to make) these so…
