No one expects the SPANISH RICE INQUISITION! This is a great recipe for people who always look on the bright side of life yet are responsible enough to end their meals with a wafer thin mint. Ingredients: 2 cups long-grain white rice 4 Roma tomatoes…
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes…
We’re not all Federation-lovers at Kitchen Overlord. Some of us follow a warrior’s path. While fresh Gagh and your Earthican live calamari are a good start, the mighty Klingon empire also deserves tribute in the form of delicious food! These blood orange pull apart breads…
Like Kirk, I was accepted into an elite cadre without any paperwork, background checks, or medical evaluations. Unlike Kirk, my minions don’t work in a heavily armed Apple store. It’s too hard to get the stains out.
Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day…
I know it’s Star Trek week here at Kitchen Overlord, but like any good fan, I’m willing to tuck a little T.A.R.D.I.S. peanut butter into my Enterprise chocolate for the sake of sharing this little YouTube gem I found on Geeks Are Sexy. Sneaky Zebra‘s…
This week, we’re boldly going where no adventurous chef has gone before. Actually, much like V’Ger escaping the solar system, a few other enterprising cooks might’ve tried this without reporting back on their experiments. Once a geek makes traditional Hamantaschen it’s almost impossible to resist.…
Yes, I am easily swayed by the allure of labels. I also bought the Game of Thrones beer (which was surprisingly good) and the Princess Bride wine (which was not as I wished). The second I saw Vulcan Ale, I coveted it. This happens so…
After the mayhem, carnage, and violence I unleashed upon tossing the Vegan Cuts subscription box into our basement Thunderdome, I became as hungry for more action as you are for more “snacks.” Therefore, minions, I can not begin to express how incredibly disappointed I was…
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re irrationally big fans of red velvet and Iron Man. Naturally, we had to combine the two. Unlike the intimidatingly complicated Iron Man Sweet Rolls (which, no joke, take about five hours to make) these so…
We’re living in a geek golden age, my friends. Not only is today May the Fourth, it’s also national Free Comic Book Day AND opening weekend of Iron Man. Head to your local comic shop and favorite movie theater to celebrate.
We received our first delivery of “snacks” here at the lair. You don’t need them. I provide all your nutritional needs in a convenient go-gurt like form which I promise isn’t made from the dissolved bodies of your fallen minions. Still, some of you complain…
Tony Stark’s Power Breakfast 4 large tomatoes 4 eggs 4 tsp olive oil 8 fresh basil leaves (or 4 tsp Italian seasoning) 8 tbsp mozzarella cheese Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper 8 tbsp fresh salsa Core the tomatoes like you’re ripping the core from…
Avengers! You have one heck of a task ahead of you if you really want to assemble these heroically tasty rolls. You’re essentially making two different flavors of cinnamon(esque) rolls plus two different icings, then topping them off with a tasty slice of fried banana.…
Iron Man Cocktail 1 shot Pama Pomegranate liqueur ½ shot Cointreau or orange liqueur pink sparkling wine yellow rimming sugar Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re kicking off Iron Man Appreciation Week with a stiff drink. To make this seductively good cocktail, start by pouring some…
