Author Archives: Chris-Rachael Oseland

Fruity Marriage Equality Cupcakes

Lil Jinni's Fruity Gay Cupcakes

In celebration of the Supreme Court’s ruling that marriage is for everyone, Kitchen Overlord’s Chief Minion Lil Jinni whipped up some fruity cupcakes so delicious they’ll soon be picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church. Think of them as three bite wedding cakes topped with tangy gay bacon. Fruity Cupcakes of Equality! 1 ½ sticks Unsalted Butter 1 ½ cups Sugar

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Jurassic World Dinosaur Tracking Medallion Cookies

Jurassic World Dinosaur footprint cookies

Whoo hoo! The weekend is coming! That can only mean one thing. It’s time to lose your children and elderly relatives on a highly experimental, ethically dubious island paradise full of bloodthirsty monsters genetically engineered to look like scientifically inaccurate retro 1980’s vision of dinosaurs! After all, if the kids have an “accident,” you’ll either get an incredible survivor’s payout

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#WeWantWorf Spiced Prune Mini Muffins – a Warrior’s Snack!

We Want Worf Vegan Spiced Prune Mini Muffins

If you want to see Captain Worf at the helm of his own ship, join the #WeWantWorf campaign and send CBS a basket of mini muffins with a note to green light Michael Dorn’s proposal. Why mini-muffins? Dorn says he wants to sweeten the CBS exec’s disposition towards a Star Trek spinoff rather than annoy them. After all, somebody in

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Slitheen Pretzel Buns


Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced to crash land onto Earth? Follow these easy instructions to

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Kitchen Overlord’s Morning Show Minions

Good Morning Sacramento Screen Shot

I was super excited to vworp vworp onto Good Day Sacramento this morning for a segment about Kitchen Overlord and the Doctor Who Cookbook Kickstarter! (Since they don’t use embeddable YouTube, click here to check it out.) With only 50 hours left in the Kickstarter, I’m doing everything in my power to get the word out to any last minute

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Oh what a spray! What a lovely spray! 7 Post Apocalyptic Uses for Edible Chrome Spray Paint

Mad Max Nux 3

YOU CAN’T KEEP ME FROM MY SALVATION ON THE FURY ROAD, HOME DEPOT! I went to Michael’s. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS! I sleep. I dine. I sleep again. If I’m gonna dine, I’m gonna dine historic, in the Kitchen Overlord’s lair! For I found the spray that fuels me through the fiercest battles! So shiny! So Chrome! And so useful!

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Blow Up Your Tastebuds With These Exploding TARDIS Cookies

Exploded TARDIS Final for Web with branded police boxes

Whether you’re stranded on the wrong side of a rift in the universe or merely waiting for a coalition of everything that ever hated you to spring their inevitable trap, it’s a sure bet things are about to get shaky inside your TARDIS. Demonstrate the severity of the situation to your companions using these sexy TARDIS sandwich cookies for props.

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Hey, Hoopy Froods! If you’re feeling hungry, put the corners of this towel in your mouth!

Hitchhiker's Guide BBQ Towel Rangoons Header

Hey, Hoopy Froods! In honor of Towel Day, we bring you something more to snack on than a bag of peanuts and cup of not-tea while you curl up with your favorite towel and a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hitchhiker’s Guide BBQ Towel Rangoons 1 sheet unperforated crescent roll dough 4 cups water 2 chicken breasts

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Make a Settlers of Catan Cake Faster Than You Can Play The Game

Kitchen Overlord's Easy Settlers of Catan Cake

It’s no surprise I freaking love Settlers of Catan. Heck, I wrote a whole cookbook around the game. But let’s be honest – sometimes, even Overlords have lazy days.  Whoever’s in charge of cranking out a gazillion new silicone cake molds every week made my life a hell of a lot easier when they caught onto the fact that if

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Geek Cake Friday: 12 Delicious Doctor Who Aliens

Cyberman Cake by Cakes Decor

While you’re waiting for your super easy Wibbly Wobbly Blue Curacao Cake to bake in one of the nifty silicone TARDIS cake molds, stare enviously at these gorgeous yet time consuming fondant creations depicting all your favorite Doctor Who aliens. Eat the Evidence walks you through a step by step guide to adding more delicious fat to your diet. And

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Dining With The Doctor Cookbook Art Preview and Early Ebook Release

Snowmen vs Christmas Trees illustration from Dining With the Doctor Cookbook

We’re at the halfway mark with two weeks left! As an extra incentive to share Kitchen Overlord’s Doctor Who Cookbook Kickstarter with your friends, everyone who backs us at the $35 level and up will get their ebooks at least two months before the print books roll out. You see, printing books is really time consuming. Once the printers have

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