Settlers of the Noms: Breakfast O Rama

It’s time for some more good, old fashioned food porn. I’m making steady, tasty progress on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. Behold below my biscuit bar (complete with hex shaped biscuits made from scratch), waffle bar (including bananas foster fields) and, because I live in Texas, the Breakfast Taco Bar. I know you’re all disappointed that “breakfast tacos”

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Bitchin Bread Battle Day 15: Outback Copycat Bread

Behold. This is the bread of deception. That dark brown color implies whole grains and exotic flours full of bowel bulking healthy goodness. I’m here to tell you it’s all a lie. This fluffy bread is freaking delicious because it’s full of chocolate and honey and butter. It’s a sweetened white bread masquerading as high fiber health food. I forgive

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 14: Nutella or Cinnamon Roll Hearts

Today is Valentine’s Day, so by law, I am required to make a “romantic” post or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Therefore, you’re getting some pretty easy Nutella or cinnamon stuffed heart shaped rolls. Since I’m single, and will therefore be eating these by myself at 2 in the morning

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 13: Valentine’s Day Anatomical Heart Pull Apart Bread

Nothing says romance like ritual cannibalism. Use this anatomical heart pull apart loaf to pretend you’re vampires feasting on the heart of that asshole in HR who gave a promotion to Brad. Alternately, you could engage in a little Indiana Jones cosplay where the sexy archaeologist in your life can rescue you from having your heart ripped out by any

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Days 8-11: Settlers of Catan Bread Board

You’ve seen the banana bread fields. The bread froze and thawed beautifully. Now, my fellow geeks, you need the rest of the Catan map. I’ve had a crazy busy weekend. Making four kinds of original bread and assembling them all into an edible, playable Settlers of Catan map somehow absorbed the time that would’ve gone into posting recipes. This is

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 7: Wookie Pull Apart Bread

In a galaxy far, far away, there’s nothing disturbing about ritually eating someone’s face. Honest. Keep telling yourself that as you tug off strands of tasty Wookie flesh. You’re not channeling your inner zombie. Heck, you’re not even the same species, so you can’t even call these horrors cannibalism. Bread: 1 1/2 c water 1 1/2 tbsp active dry or

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