Superman Sandwich Slices

We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s going to make a kryptonite knife and show up to

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Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na BAT FLAN!

As a good butler, it’s your job to clean the blood out of Master Wayne’s suits, acquire NDA paperwork from any ladies you find sleepily prowling the mansion each morning, and create a nigh infinite quantity of bat shaped everyday objects for the master’s amusement. It’s nice to pretend Master Wayne is merely obsessed with a particular geometric pattern and

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Vegetarian Week: Potatoes Diana, An Edible Tribute to Wonder Woman

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Today, we use the

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 22: Wonder Woman

Lasso. Tiara. Star spangled granny panties. As a little girl, I dreamed of growing up to become a kick ass, gravity defying, Amazonian dispenser of justice. In honor of the original four color warrior princess, I humbly present this improbable loaf of sweet carby wonder. Ingredients: 6-7 cups flour 1 ½ cups warm water 2 tbsp yeast 3 eggs 1

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