I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed…
Admit it. When you think about food and the Eleventh Doctor, you expect fish fingers and custard. Of course you do. Everyone loves fish fingers and custard. That’s why I have a whole chapter dedicated to it. Meanwhile, let’s take a look at all the…
Sontaran Soldiers Admit it. The first time you saw the Sontarans, you found yourself craving a fresh baked potato. Luckily for you, that means you have a super simple, easily recognizable, totally Whovian recipe that doesn’t require any special ingredients. As a bonus, it’s even…
Shakespearean Shooter Sandwich That beard. That swagger. Oh, Shakespeare. You’ve never been so sexy. If you slipped into the Tardis for Martha’s first journey back in time, you could not only enjoy the only production of Shakespeare’s “Love’s Labour’s Won,” but also a hearty slice…
New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail New (to the 11th power) New York held a lot of recipe temptations, but there’s something so heartwarming about Rose Tyler’s excitement at the new ground beneath her feet during her first trip to New Earth. Drink a couple of…
Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1…
L.I.N.D.A.’s Tardis Wellington This is a great recipe for getting your mates get together for a little Electric Light Orchestra jam sessions and alien spotting. Don’t be intimidated by the “Wellington” name. This is actually easier to make than most people think. The key is…
Cyberman Ghosts We all know that inside every Cyberman is the brain of a once living human being. Likewise, these sushi balls are stuffed with something deliciously red and bloody 2 cups/270 g sushi rice 2 tbsp/30 ml sweetened sushi rice vinegar (available in the…
Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw I humbly present a dish inspired by the alien who saved Martha Jones from drowning in quicksand. The fish is for the Hath, the black beans for the sludge he…
River Song Pasta Hello, sweetie. Like Doctor River Song, this pasta dish is fast and classy. Unlike her, it’s also cheap and easy. It’ll be simplicity itself to give all your guests a little taste of everyone’s favorite archaeologist. 6 hardboiled eggs 6 angel hair…
I’m counting down the last eleven days until new episodes of Doctor Who with eleven Whovian recipes. Like all professional writers, I acquired some utterly useless degrees. My favorite has to be the piece of paper declaring my Mastery of Classics. (The graduation ceremony sadly,…
I’m counting down the last eleven days until new episodes of Doctor Who with eleven Whovian recipes. Living in Texas, this is one of my favorite recipes from Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook. Fish Tacos are everywhere here. I remember staring into…
This may be my favorite screen shot EVER. Timmy the Monkey hath deemed me worthy, and lo, upon his site did he offer my Whovian cookbook. I’ve had a crush on ThinkGeek since I bought my Schrodinger’s Cat t-shirt. They hand pick the very best…
Prepare for this simple bread to exterminate your hunger! It’s one of the fastest and easiest things to throw on your table for a Doctor Who viewing party. If you’re busy with more complicated recipes, this is something you can safely hand off to drunks,…
This adorable Panda Bread popped up on my Tumblr again. Naturally, I found myself wondering how hard it would be to make a Tardis inspired bread instead. The answer: a moderate pain in the ass. The colored bread didn’t end up anywhere near as vibrant…
A lot of people found a shiny new Kindle under their Christmas tree. As a post-holiday present for you, I’m giving away Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook for three days. Since allergies/special diets are practically a requirement for geeks, the draft changed…
