Avengers! You have one heck of a task ahead of you if you really want to assemble these heroically tasty rolls. You’re essentially making two different flavors of cinnamon(esque) rolls plus two different icings, then topping them off with a tasty slice of fried banana.…
Before I grace you with some original Iron Man recipes, I thought I’d share the rest of the world’s edible Iron Man creations. This caketacular depiction of Iron Man riding a rubber ducky makes me think there must be some kind of extensive fanfic backstory.…
I didn’t know a cell could look so delicious. Behold what happens when a talented cake artist takes a biology class. I’m sure the rest of the class was happy to help peer review the interior of her sculpture. Check out photos of a ton…
Summer is around the corner, which means means it’s time to start courting your future ant minions by coercing innocent humans into dining outdoors. My go-to picnic dishes are always cold salads. I don’t have to worry about off temperature chicken giving people food poisoning,…
If you got here from a drunken 2 a.m. Google search, I know you’re deeply disappointed this isn’t a very special porn crossover between Superman and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Instead, this thing you behold is terrible, reprehensible, so horribly wrong it transcends badness…
Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs. Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with…
Whether you’re punch drunk from too much Paas Easter Egg dye or just looking for a way to spruce up a gamer’s Bento Box, this Angry Bird is ready to launch its tasty way into your belly. THINGS YOU’LL NEED For the dye: 1 hardboiled…
It’s Easter. You will have a surplus of peeps, jellybeans and time. We can work with this. It’s nearly impossible to resist the lure of Angry Birds on Easter. Kids are hunting for eggs, the Cadbury bunny smuggled you some chocolate filled treats, and you…
May is right around the corner. Soon, you’ll be able to buy Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook, and make all this glory for yourself. As you can see, this weekend, I invited people over to eat the bounty of my Southern Cuisine and…
It’s time for some more good, old fashioned food porn. I’m making steady, tasty progress on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. Behold below my biscuit bar (complete with hex shaped biscuits made from scratch), waffle bar (including bananas foster fields) and, because I…
Behold the wonder of last night’s Settlers of Catan dinner party. I’m photographing my edible maps every Sunday in February in preparation for the May release of Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. This All-American map has a meatloaf main course (mountains) with sides…
Dude, I don’t detect any life forms down here, but you’ve got to see this hatchery. It looks like the adults of this species hid all their kids in this cave. Man, looking at the acid damage and mangled blast doors, that must’ve been the…
Behold! The adorable Ood dinner rolls won’t sing you to your sleep, but they will silently judge your choice of entree. I’m swamped, so tonight you only get photos. I promise the snark filled recipe will come later. For those of you who can’t wait,…
I’m supposed to be working on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settler’s Cookbook,but with The Walking Dead coming back in just a few weeks, I can’t stop thinking about bloody red, fleshy foods for a dinner party. I’m more than a little in love with…
I’m glad there are people who are good with fondant. I’m sadly not one of them, but I enjoy the heck out of admiring their work. Nerdache Cakes is one of your best sources for full on nerd food porn. This Doctor and Tardis combo…
