Category Archives: Recipes and Tasty Goodness

Fruity Marriage Equality Cupcakes

Lil Jinni's Fruity Gay Cupcakes

In celebration of the Supreme Court’s ruling that marriage is for everyone, Kitchen Overlord’s Chief Minion Lil Jinni whipped up some fruity cupcakes so delicious they’ll soon be picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church. Think of them as three bite wedding cakes topped with tangy gay bacon. Fruity Cupcakes of Equality! 1 ½ sticks Unsalted Butter 1 ½ cups Sugar

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Jurassic World Dinosaur Tracking Medallion Cookies

Jurassic World Dinosaur footprint cookies

Whoo hoo! The weekend is coming! That can only mean one thing. It’s time to lose your children and elderly relatives on a highly experimental, ethically dubious island paradise full of bloodthirsty monsters genetically engineered to look like scientifically inaccurate retro 1980’s vision of dinosaurs! After all, if the kids have an “accident,” you’ll either get an incredible survivor’s payout

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#WeWantWorf Spiced Prune Mini Muffins – a Warrior’s Snack!

We Want Worf Vegan Spiced Prune Mini Muffins

If you want to see Captain Worf at the helm of his own ship, join the #WeWantWorf campaign and send CBS a basket of mini muffins with a note to green light Michael Dorn’s proposal. Why mini-muffins? Dorn says he wants to sweeten the CBS exec’s disposition towards a Star Trek spinoff rather than annoy them. After all, somebody in

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Slitheen Pretzel Buns

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Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced to crash land onto Earth? Follow these easy instructions to

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Blow Up Your Tastebuds With These Exploding TARDIS Cookies

Exploded TARDIS Final for Web with branded police boxes

Whether you’re stranded on the wrong side of a rift in the universe or merely waiting for a coalition of everything that ever hated you to spring their inevitable trap, it’s a sure bet things are about to get shaky inside your TARDIS. Demonstrate the severity of the situation to your companions using these sexy TARDIS sandwich cookies for props.

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Make a Settlers of Catan Cake Faster Than You Can Play The Game

Kitchen Overlord's Easy Settlers of Catan Cake

It’s no surprise I freaking love Settlers of Catan. Heck, I wrote a whole cookbook around the game. But let’s be honest – sometimes, even Overlords have lazy days.  Whoever’s in charge of cranking out a gazillion new silicone cake molds every week made my life a hell of a lot easier when they caught onto the fact that if

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Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon

Ood deviled eggs with horseradish and bacon from Dining With the Doctor: Regenerated

Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon (Season 2, Episode 9: The Satan Pit) Are you questioning the logic of exploring a planet orbiting a black hole? Has your favorite archaeologist acquired some disturbing new tattoos? Are your Ood servants muttering incomprehensible gibberish while serving your food? No? Well, they will be once they see these fast and easy one-bite appetizers

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TARDIS Silicone Cake Pans and Ice Cube Trays: 2 Minute Geeky Kitchen Gadget Reviews

TARDIS silicone cake mold and geeky sprinkles review

I disappeared way down the rabbit hole with this one, folks. Get ready for cake, ice, jello, sprinkles, and swearing, because I put both the Doctor Who silicone cake pans and the Doctor Who silicone ice cube trays through their paces. First, let’s look at the videos for the short version. Here’s my take on the TARDIS silicone cake pans:

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That’s no moon! It’s a Death Starey-O!

Death Star Oreo Clones

This holiday season, deck the halls with the blood of fallen minions! These Death Star Oreos have a holiday-tastic filling where the red stripe on the peppermint flakes symbolizes the blood of lost Stormtroopers while the antiseptic scent evokes the cleanup crew. Death Star Oreo Clones Cookies: 2 cups granulated sugar ½ cup butter 2 large eggs ½ tsp kosher

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Edible Art: Qui Gon’s Gin Fizz

Kitchen Overlord - Qui Gon's Gin Fizz Header

Impress the Jedi lurking about Mos Eisley with a drink that will make them think you juiced Yoda. Qui-Gon’s Gin Fizz 1 shot gin 2 inches fresh cucumber 1 fresh mint leaf ½ lime 1 tsp simple syrup ½ cup ice 2 drops green food coloring ginger ale Use your lightsaber to slice off a two inch hunk of fresh

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