Superman Sandwich Slices

We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s going to make a kryptonite knife and show up to

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You serve bowties now. Bowties are cool.

These bowties are particularly good dipped in custard (especially if it’s slightly lumpy from all the fish finger crumbs) or smeared with Nutella. If you’re smart enough to follow the Doctor’s advice and always bring a banana to a party, you can make a dessert sandwich by ripping the bowties in half, smearing them with Nutella, and slapping a chunk

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Marvel Week: Punk Storm Cake Pops

Kitchen Overlord Punk Storm Cake Pops Square

When I was a wee Marvel fan, Chris Claremont transformed a certain gentle African goddess into the most bad ass superhero of the 80’s. One issue she was wearing a peekaboo swimsuit, a cape, and the world’s least probable headband. The next, she’d shaved her flowing locks into a full punk mohawk and found liberation in leather. I fell in

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Vegetarian Week: Potatoes Diana, An Edible Tribute to Wonder Woman

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Today, we use the

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Vegetarian Week: Captain America’s Breakfast S.H.I.E.L.D.

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Today, I bring you

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Transformers Loaves Are More Than Meets the Eye

It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, those humans have done justice to my form. If, of

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1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls

When you need energy to make it through the mushroom kingdom on you way to rescue Princess Peach (again), level up your game with these 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls. 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls 1 can refrigerated biscuits 1 cup mushrooms, diced ½ cup onions, diced 2 tbsp butter 1 tbsp Italian Seasoning 20 slices pepperoni 5 slices mozzarella cheese ½

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