Category Archives: Science Fiction

Cyberman Pull-Apart Bread Will Delete Your Hunger

Kitchen Overlord - Vegan Cyberman Pull Apart Bread

I was promised the eternal love of a 10 year old boy if I would pretty please make some Cyberman Fougasse. I don’t know how many of you have tried buying a child groom on the open market recently, but a couple hours in the kitchen with goggles, yeast, and a can of edible spray paint has to be a

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Edible Art: Frelling Food Cubes

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Whether you’re raiding a Peacekeeper ship or running from a half Scarran hybrid, these Food Cubes will keep you as well nourished as a Hynerian Dominar. Frelling Food Cubes 1 cup dried Turkish apricots ½ cup unsalted cashews ¾ cup shredded unsweetened coconut ¼ cup coconut flour ½ cup almond flour 4 tbsp honey 2 tbsp melted coconut oil ½

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Game of Thrones Week: Top 8 Ways to Eat and Drink Your Way Through Westeros

GoT Wax Seal Coaster TG

If you were traumatized by the Season 3 finale (because you both haven’t read the books and somehow avoided spoilers) then you can bury your face in the comforting bosom of the Mother of Flagons. Well, her babies might not be too happy about that, so maybe you want to stop by your liquor store and pick up some of

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Portland’s Doctor Who Themed Bar: It’s Sadder on the Inside

The TARDIS Room in Portand, Oregon

I walked in desperately wanting to love The TARDIS Room. After all, nerd theme bars are rare and precious beasts. If we don’t support the few we have, they’ll never live long and prosper enough to create the nerd-centric watering hole so many of us crave. I want The TARDIS Room to succeed so badly I almost talked myself out

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Vegetarian Week: Sontaran Soldiers

Kitchen Overlord Sontaran Soldiers.

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Today, Strax rejoices as

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Vegetarian Week: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

Kitchen Overlord Ominious Alien Egg

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Dude, I don’t detect

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Firefly Week: Your Ice Planets Are No Longer Problematic

Firefly Recipe - Not so Problematic Ice Planets DL

River Tam and Browncoats alike are endlessly frustrated by a certain problematic food. If you look at some of the very clever solutions people have come up with over the years, you get the feeling Ice Planets are as hard to make as they are to eat. I humbly disagree. Having rewatched River fail to eat her problematic food more

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Firefly Week: Saffron’s Fresh-Made Pork Bao

Saffron's Pork Bao - Firefly Recipe

Saffron’s Fresh-Made Pork Bao By Jennifer Imhoff-Dousharm Yolanda/Saffron/Bridget is definitely one of my favorite characters from Firefly, She might be a jianhuo (cheap floozy) some of the time, but most of the time she is Jingcai (brilliant)! A woman who can cook a good meal and kick ass is alright by me. So in honor of her wedding to Mal

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Firefly Week: Dueling Fruity Oaty Bars Part II

Lil Jenni Fruity Oat Bars

Earlier this morning I posted minion Evin Cooper’s original recipe for Fruity Oat Bars. Since this is one of the most popular recipes in the entire Browncoat ‘verse, it’s no surprise minion Lil Jenni also wanted to take a crack at it. In Lil Jenni’s case, while the photos are all hers, the recipe itself is inspired by a recipe

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Firefly Week: Dueling Fruity Oaty Bars Part I

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The minions and I have heard the pleas of our Browncoat readers, and lo, were we moved into action. That’s right – this week Kitchen Overlord’s big damn kitchen heroes are bringing you the best recipes in the ‘verse. We’re kicking off a very special Minion Monday with TWO competing recipes for Fruity Oat Bars. Rumor has it they’re so

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Enjoying Starfleet Academy’s Horta Meatloaf (Probably) Doesn’t Count as Cannibalism

Kitchen Overlord Horta Meatloaf

Yesterday we taunted you with a Vulcan Vegetarian dish suspiciously propped against what looked like a Horta. Today, we reveal that our labs have deconstructed the silicon based lifeform of Janus VI and reconstructed it in a delicious, organic form you can serve your entire family. Some people protested that our techniques skirt Federation Regulations against eating sentient creatures. Luckily,

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