Oh what a spray! What a lovely spray! 7 Post Apocalyptic Uses for Edible Chrome Spray Paint

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YOU CAN’T KEEP ME FROM MY SALVATION ON THE FURY ROAD, HOME DEPOT! I went to Michael’s. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS!

I sleep. I dine. I sleep again. If I’m gonna dine, I’m gonna dine historic, in the Kitchen Overlord’s lair! For I found the spray that fuels me through the fiercest battles!

Mad Max Nux 3

So shiny! So Chrome! And so useful!

Mad Max Spray Bottle

A glorious death in battle is the only sure way to Valhalla, and these Ice Planets give me the energy for a glorious end on the Fury Road!

Mad Max Spray Ice Planets

But I don’t drive alone. Together with me mates Larry, Barry and Handles, WE RIDE FOR VALHALLA!

Kitchen Overlord - Vegan Cyberman Pull Apart Bread

WITTNESS ME! When we ride through the gates to the next world, we’ll see Immortan Joe.

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His rig will hold a throne just like this, all shiny and chrome!

Mad Max GoT eat or die throne cake

His flying satellites bring terror to those below while forever whispering our location in his ear.

Mad Max Spray Catfish

He’ll cover our engine blocks in chocolate silver skulls that never melt.

Mad Max Spray Skulls

And mount the skulls of our enemies on our steering wheels.

Mad Max Spray Skull Cake

Then make our mouths all shiny and chrome with food of warriors.

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There’ll be no cancer, for after every victory, he’ll feed us apples picked from the tree of life. Better than mothers milk, they are! And they fit right into your car cup holder for easy access when you’re called into battle!

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If you don’t have Wilton’s Silver Mist, YOU CAN’T DO WAR! But if you wear it into battle, making your face all shiny and chrome, upon your death a Wilton employee will personally carry you through the gates of Valhalla!

Mad Max Spray Bottle

I am the scales of justice, conductor of the choir of death, and Wilton’s Silver Mist feels like hope!

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