Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs. Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with…
In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.
Dude, I don’t detect any life forms down here, but you’ve got to see this hatchery. It looks like the adults of this species hid all their kids in this cave. Man, looking at the acid damage and mangled blast doors, that must’ve been the…
Behold! The adorable Ood dinner rolls won’t sing you to your sleep, but they will silently judge your choice of entree. I’m swamped, so tonight you only get photos. I promise the snark filled recipe will come later. For those of you who can’t wait,…
