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Slitheen Pretzel Buns


Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced to crash land onto Earth? Follow these easy instructions to

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Geek Cake Friday: 12 Delicious Doctor Who Aliens

Cyberman Cake by Cakes Decor

While you’re waiting for your super easy Wibbly Wobbly Blue Curacao Cake to bake in one of the nifty silicone TARDIS cake molds, stare enviously at these gorgeous yet time consuming fondant creations depicting all your favorite Doctor Who aliens. Eat the Evidence walks you through a step by step guide to adding more delicious fat to your diet. And

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Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon

Ood deviled eggs with horseradish and bacon from Dining With the Doctor: Regenerated

Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon (Season 2, Episode 9: The Satan Pit) Are you questioning the logic of exploring a planet orbiting a black hole? Has your favorite archaeologist acquired some disturbing new tattoos? Are your Ood servants muttering incomprehensible gibberish while serving your food? No? Well, they will be once they see these fast and easy one-bite appetizers

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Vegetarian Week: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

Kitchen Overlord Ominious Alien Egg

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Dude, I don’t detect

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Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Recipe Countdown: Ood Rolls Will Sing You to Your Sweets

Kitchen Overlord Ood Rolls

Behold! The adorable Ood dinner rolls won’t sing you to your sleep, but they will silently judge your choice of entree. Much like the misunderstood Ood themselves, these adorkable rolls were born in confusion to a world that didn’t fully understand them. You see, I wasn’t trying to create alien life using common household items. I was actually trying to

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Dragon*Con Flashback: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

KO Alien Eggs 2

If you’re at Dragon*Con, look for Chris-Rachael in her TARDIS dress to snag one of our limited edition free Kitchen Overlord posters. The response to the promotional posters has been so enthusiastic we’re having six printed up on nicer paper for sale this holiday season. Use the poll on the sidebar to vote for which Illustrated Recipes you’d like to

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Tell Xeni Jardin she has good taste in weird bread

BoingBoing Likes Bread

BoingBoing bestowed their link love upon us at Kitchen Overlord, and lo, it was good. Apparently, Xeni Jardin has a weak spot (possibly beneath her rib cage) for Alien Xenomorph eggs. Meanwhile, I have a mostly innocent internet crush on commenter Steve Hoefer, who, upon seeing my sandworm recipe, wrote, “Must eat. Eating is the hunger-killer.  Eating is the little-life

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