We’re not all Federation-lovers at Kitchen Overlord. Some of us follow a warrior’s path. While fresh Gagh and your Earthican live calamari are a good start, the mighty Klingon empire also deserves tribute in the form of delicious food! These blood orange pull apart breads…
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes…
An angry group of Klingons is about to beam over to your ship. The good news is all Starfleet transporters come equipped with tribbles waiting to be rematerialzed for your protection. The bad news is once the Klingons flee their fuzzy adorableness, your ship is…
Sontaran Soldiers Admit it. The first time you saw the Sontarans, you found yourself craving a fresh baked potato. Luckily for you, that means you have a super simple, easily recognizable, totally Whovian recipe that doesn’t require any special ingredients. As a bonus, it’s even…
New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail New (to the 11th power) New York held a lot of recipe temptations, but there’s something so heartwarming about Rose Tyler’s excitement at the new ground beneath her feet during her first trip to New Earth. Drink a couple of…
Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1…
Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw I humbly present a dish inspired by the alien who saved Martha Jones from drowning in quicksand. The fish is for the Hath, the black beans for the sludge he…
In space, no one can hear you squee. These eggs are as deceptive as an adorable newly spawned facehugger yet far easier to stomach. In case of emergency, make a batch to serve unexpected Vegans, Predators, or Aliens.
Dude, I don’t detect any life forms down here, but you’ve got to see this hatchery. It looks like the adults of this species hid all their kids in this cave. Man, looking at the acid damage and mangled blast doors, that must’ve been the…
