Tag Archives: Aliens

Edible Art: Frelling Food Cubes

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Whether you’re raiding a Peacekeeper ship or running from a half Scarran hybrid, these Food Cubes will keep you as well nourished as a Hynerian Dominar. Frelling Food Cubes 1 cup dried Turkish apricots ½ cup unsalted cashews ¾ cup shredded unsweetened coconut ¼ cup coconut flour ½ cup almond flour 4 tbsp honey 2 tbsp melted coconut oil ½

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Vegetarian Week: Sontaran Soldiers

Kitchen Overlord Sontaran Soldiers.

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Today, Strax rejoices as

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Vegetarian Week: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

Kitchen Overlord Ominious Alien Egg

Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Dude, I don’t detect

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Enjoying Starfleet Academy’s Horta Meatloaf (Probably) Doesn’t Count as Cannibalism

Kitchen Overlord Horta Meatloaf

Yesterday we taunted you with a Vulcan Vegetarian dish suspiciously propped against what looked like a Horta. Today, we reveal that our labs have deconstructed the silicon based lifeform of Janus VI and reconstructed it in a delicious, organic form you can serve your entire family. Some people protested that our techniques skirt Federation Regulations against eating sentient creatures. Luckily,

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Star Trek Week: Klingon Blood Orange Pull Apart Bread

Kitchen Overlord - Klingon Blood Orange Pull Apart Bread

We’re not all Federation-lovers at Kitchen Overlord. Some of us follow a warrior’s path. While fresh Gagh and your Earthican live calamari are a good start, the mighty Klingon empire also deserves tribute in the form of delicious food! These blood orange pull apart breads taste almost as sweet as victory itself. Klingon Blood Orange Pull Apart Rolls Bread: 4

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Sci Fi Life Hacks Episode 1: Space Travel

Sci Fi Life Hacks 01 - Space Travel

Welcome to Kitchen Overlord’s shiny new webseries – Sci Fi Life Hacks! On this week’s episode, your Kitchen Overlord answers questions about life on board your favorite Sci Fi Space Ships to help with your long term success and survival. Whether you need to know about Battlestar Galactica’s policy on octagonal foods, the marketability of sentient spaceship milk, or proper

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Create Your Own Red-Eye Free Edible Ood Servants

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Here on the Ood Sphere, we believe every human should have their own Ood. Not just every adult, but every human. After all, who deserves the love, care, and fastidiousness of an Ood more than your child. Celebrate bringing a new Ood into your child’s life by baking these cheerful Ood cookies. Ood Cookies Heads: 1 cup (2 sticks) butter

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EXTERMINATE your Holiday Blues with this No Bake Dalek Bread

Kitchen Overlord - Nutella Dalek Bread

I hesitate to even call this a recipe. It’s really more of a delicious assembly project for people who are afraid of the fire demons that live in their kitchen’s hot box. I know you exist. You see, Kitchen Overlord’s very first Illustrated Recipe was a version of cinnamon toast tarted up to look like a Dalek. I got comments

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White Chocolate Cyberman Heads

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The first time I realized a white chocolate dipped strawberry looks like a Cybeman’s head, I giggled like the voices that whisper messages via my dental fillings had just given me next week’s lottery numbers. Those simplified faces make this a delightfully easy, instantly recognizable dessert. Making your own is also a heck of a lot cheaper than buying chocolate

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Guest Post: Klingon Octopus from Food Replicator

Klingon Octopus from Food Replicator

Your Kitchen Overlord foolishly tried to transport herself out of the Level 5 Biohazard zone. Luckily, minion Kirsten Wright of Food Replicator was able to scramble her reassembly without actually creating a Riker-like duplicate incident. We think. As a reward for keeping our Overlord and her rather aggressive virus safely contained, we gave her free reign in the kitchen. This

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