Edible Art: Dalek Bread Will Exterminate Your Hunger

Be prepared for this simple bread to exterminate your hunger! It’s one of the fastest and easiest things to throw on your table for a Doctor Who viewing party. If you’re busy with more complicated recipes, this happens to be something you can safely hand off to drunks, children, or anyone with a pathological fear of the kitchen. Dalek Bread

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Guest Post: Klingon Octopus from Food Replicator

Your Kitchen Overlord foolishly tried to transport herself out of the Level 5 Biohazard zone. Luckily, minion Kirsten Wright of Food Replicator was able to scramble her reassembly without actually creating a Riker-like duplicate incident. We think. As a reward for keeping our Overlord and her rather aggressive virus safely contained, we gave her free reign in the kitchen. This

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Dragon*Con Flashback: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

If you’re at Dragon*Con, look for Chris-Rachael in her TARDIS dress to snag one of our limited edition free Kitchen Overlord posters. The response to the promotional posters has been so enthusiastic we’re having six printed up on nicer paper for sale this holiday season. Use the poll on the sidebar to vote for which Illustrated Recipes you’d like to

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Edible Art: Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains

Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes of a human heart. Pour your white sugar and cinnamon into a gallon sized plastic

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Edible Art: Roasted Tribbles

An angry group of Klingons is about to beam over to your ship. The good news is all Starfleet transporters come equipped with tribbles waiting to be rematerialzed for your protection. The bad news is once the Klingons flee their fuzzy adorableness, your ship is still full of tribbles. Starfleet regulations include one simple solution. Roasted Tribbles Recipe 1 pound

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail

New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail New (to the 11th power) New York held a lot of recipe temptations, but there’s something so heartwarming about Rose Tyler’s excitement at the new ground beneath her feet during her first trip to New Earth. Drink a couple of these apple grass scented cocktails and you won’t blink twice at cat faced nuns tending

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Slitheen Eggs

Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1 liter water 6 large white eggs 6 bags (or 6 tsp/30 g loose) black tea

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw

Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw I humbly present a dish inspired by the alien who saved Martha Jones from drowning in quicksand. The fish is for the Hath, the black beans for the sludge he drowned in, and the red and green cabbage slaw for the colors of the Hath’s

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