Charles Dickens Very Own Christmas Punch

This is one of my favorite recipes in SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks. First, it’s incredibly drinkable (unlike some of the bemusingly terrifying Victorian milk drinks). Second, it’s a perfect social drink on a dark winter night. Finally, who doesn’t love pretentious authors using any excuse to show off? Some things never change. 1/2 gallon bottled Mineral Water

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Edible Art: Martha Washington’s Revolutionary Rum Punch

People think of the founding fathers as being stiff necked and straight laced, but the truth is they could party harder than frat boys on spring break. The legend of Martha Washington’s Rum Punch* was once even more widely known than the legend of Sleepy Hollow. Show your favorite modern Lieutenant how to party like it’s 1779 with a cup

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Edible Art: Roll for Initiative! It’s a Gelatinous Cube

Roll for initiative. Darn. It looks like the only way out of this dungeon is to fill it with gelatinous cubes. Gelatinous Cube Jello Shots 9×13 baking pan 5 3-oz boxes Lime Jell-O 1 ½ cups condensed, sweetened milk, divided 2 ½ cups vodka 5 cups boiling water 1 cup cold water 3 cups tiny toy bones or plastic miniature

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Edible Art: Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi

You need something as strong as a Polymorph and as sweet as Kristine Kochanski to wash down your all your vindaloo and triple fried egg chili chutney sandwiches. Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi 1 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup full fat milk 1 mango, skinned and chopped 4 tsp sugar 1 tsp cardamom pinch salt Have Kryten attach a blender unit

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Iron Man Cocktail

Iron Man Cocktail 1 shot Pama Pomegranate liqueur ½ shot Cointreau or orange liqueur pink sparkling wine yellow rimming sugar Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re kicking off Iron Man Appreciation Week with a stiff drink. To make this seductively good cocktail, start by pouring some water in a saucer or wide bowl. Dip the rim of your lowball glass in

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I celebrate Fish Fingers and Custard Day with a Fish Custard Cocktail. I also live alone.

I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed April 3rd to be Fish Fingers and Custard Day in honor of Matt Smith’s first

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail

New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail New (to the 11th power) New York held a lot of recipe temptations, but there’s something so heartwarming about Rose Tyler’s excitement at the new ground beneath her feet during her first trip to New Earth. Drink a couple of these apple grass scented cocktails and you won’t blink twice at cat faced nuns tending

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