Easy 10 Minute TARDIS Pie

Doctor Who Series 9 is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host has banned you from bringing any more blue corn

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Dalek Caprese Salad (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)

EX-TER-MI-NATE your hunger with a few quick bites of this easy Dalek Caprese Salad. 1 lb Roma tomatoes 1 lb fresh Mozzarella balls 18 fresh Basil Leaves 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar 2 tbsp olive oil salt and pepper to taste 18 short pretzel sticks 6 coffee stirrers with rounded tips Use your whisk arm to blend the balsamic vinegar, olive

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Hey, Hoopy Froods! If you’re feeling hungry, put the corners of this towel in your mouth!

Hey, Hoopy Froods! In honor of Towel Day, we bring you something more to snack on than a bag of peanuts and cup of not-tea while you curl up with your favorite towel and a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hitchhiker’s Guide BBQ Towel Rangoons 1 sheet unperforated crescent roll dough 4 cups water 2 chicken breasts

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Make a Settlers of Catan Cake Faster Than You Can Play The Game

It’s no surprise I freaking love Settlers of Catan. Heck, I wrote a whole cookbook around the game. But let’s be honest – sometimes, even Overlords have lazy days.  Whoever’s in charge of cranking out a gazillion new silicone cake molds every week made my life a hell of a lot easier when they caught onto the fact that if

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Edible Art: Eye of Sauron

Hobbitses can not take my precious. The eye will stop them. Fill their bellies, it will. Then, when they can not move, they will be mine! All mine! Eye of Sauron 1 tube crescent dough 8 large pasta shells 8 premade meatballs 1 cup red pasta sauce 8 tsp shredded mozzarella Boil their shells eyes till soft and tender. Unroll

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