Tony Stark’s Power Breakfast 4 large tomatoes 4 eggs 4 tsp olive oil 8 fresh basil leaves (or 4 tsp Italian seasoning) 8 tbsp mozzarella cheese Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper 8 tbsp fresh salsa Core the tomatoes like you’re ripping the core from…
Ahh. That’s better. My first attempt at recreating Captain America’s shield as a delicious breakfast treat was, ahem, well intentioned. The Mark II shield, however, can patriotically defend you from hunger pangs while hearkening back to a simpler era. Unlike Steve Rogers himself, this recipe…
Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs. Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with…
Whether you’re punch drunk from too much Paas Easter Egg dye or just looking for a way to spruce up a gamer’s Bento Box, this Angry Bird is ready to launch its tasty way into your belly. THINGS YOU’LL NEED For the dye: 1 hardboiled…
Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1…
Dude, I don’t detect any life forms down here, but you’ve got to see this hatchery. It looks like the adults of this species hid all their kids in this cave. Man, looking at the acid damage and mangled blast doors, that must’ve been the…
