Tag Archives: Eggs

Vegetarian Week: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

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Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a retro-futuristic style the Victorians would’ve admired. Dude, I don’t detect

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The Noshing Dead: Cherry Clafouti Scabby Skin

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Maybe we look too healthy. The walkers outside need fresh human flesh, right? I think I’ve found a way to make us look like our skin is inflamed and we’re covered in delicious scabs. If you’re French, a snob, or both, the mark of a really well made cherry clafouti is a pure beige pancake pitted with dark red cherries.

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Edible Art: Jurassic Dinosaur Eggs

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Just the thing to build up your strength before you find yourself on the run from semi-sentient, door opening velociraptors. Jurassic Dinosaur Eggs 6 hard boiled eggs, peeled 2 onions, sliced 2 green chiles, seeded and sliced 1 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp ginger paste 1 tsp garam masala ½ tsp cumin ½

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Edible Art: Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet

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Show the Ori the true food of the Gods with Cameron Mitchell’s Norwegian Gjetost omelet. Cameron Mitchell’s Stargate Omelet 4 egg whites 2 oz Gjetost cheese, diced 1 avocado, diced 1 tbsp butter 2 tbsp milk 1/2 tsp kosher salt 1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper Explain what an omelet is to some captive Ori. Give up on that and

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Dragon*Con Flashback: Burke Says These Totally Aren’t Alien Facehugger Eggs

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If you’re at Dragon*Con, look for Chris-Rachael in her TARDIS dress to snag one of our limited edition free Kitchen Overlord posters. The response to the promotional posters has been so enthusiastic we’re having six printed up on nicer paper for sale this holiday season. Use the poll on the sidebar to vote for which Illustrated Recipes you’d like to

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Captain America’s Breakfast S.H.I.E.L.D. Mark II

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Ahh. That’s better. My first attempt at recreating Captain America’s shield as a delicious breakfast treat was, ahem, well intentioned. The Mark II shield, however, can patriotically defend you from hunger pangs while hearkening back to a simpler era. Unlike Steve Rogers himself, this recipe is incredibly easy. Captain America’s Breakfast S.H.I.E.L.D. Ingredients: One tortilla One egg Four drops of

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Slitheen Eggs

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Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1 liter water 6 large white eggs 6 bags (or 6 tsp/30 g loose) black tea

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