Turkey tenderloins are almost the same size and shape as a human calf muscle. Keep yourself busy on slow nights between battles by using these to prank your fellow survivors into thinking you’ve joined the ranks of the undead. World War Z…ombie Tenderloins 4 turkey…
No one expects the SPANISH RICE INQUISITION! This is a great recipe for people who always look on the bright side of life yet are responsible enough to end their meals with a wafer thin mint. Ingredients: 2 cups long-grain white rice 4 Roma tomatoes…
We’re not all Federation-lovers at Kitchen Overlord. Some of us follow a warrior’s path. While fresh Gagh and your Earthican live calamari are a good start, the mighty Klingon empire also deserves tribute in the form of delicious food! These blood orange pull apart breads…
Today, we’re boldly going to a world where boring old pain d’epi bread is transformed into a tableside declaration of your loyalty to Starfleet. A lot of people shy away from pain d’epi because the loaf goes stale faster than an internet meme. A day…
This week, we’re boldly going where no adventurous chef has gone before. Actually, much like V’Ger escaping the solar system, a few other enterprising cooks might’ve tried this without reporting back on their experiments. Once a geek makes traditional Hamantaschen it’s almost impossible to resist.…
Indy’s Pull Apart Monkey Brains 3 tubes buttermilk biscuits 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 3 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp red food coloring Disposable chopsticks Use your ritual knife to cleave each biscuit into four parts, mirroring the four lobes…
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re irrationally big fans of red velvet and Iron Man. Naturally, we had to combine the two. Unlike the intimidatingly complicated Iron Man Sweet Rolls (which, no joke, take about five hours to make) these so…
Tony Stark’s Power Breakfast 4 large tomatoes 4 eggs 4 tsp olive oil 8 fresh basil leaves (or 4 tsp Italian seasoning) 8 tbsp mozzarella cheese Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper 8 tbsp fresh salsa Core the tomatoes like you’re ripping the core from…
Avengers! You have one heck of a task ahead of you if you really want to assemble these heroically tasty rolls. You’re essentially making two different flavors of cinnamon(esque) rolls plus two different icings, then topping them off with a tasty slice of fried banana.…
Before I grace you with some original Iron Man recipes, I thought I’d share the rest of the world’s edible Iron Man creations. This caketacular depiction of Iron Man riding a rubber ducky makes me think there must be some kind of extensive fanfic backstory.…
An angry group of Klingons is about to beam over to your ship. The good news is all Starfleet transporters come equipped with tribbles waiting to be rematerialzed for your protection. The bad news is once the Klingons flee their fuzzy adorableness, your ship is…
I didn’t know a cell could look so delicious. Behold what happens when a talented cake artist takes a biology class. I’m sure the rest of the class was happy to help peer review the interior of her sculpture. Check out photos of a ton…
There’s more to life than good schwarma. Inspire your own home team of Avengers with Tony’s own artfully narcissistic pasta dish. Represent the rest of the team with a spinach and kale smoothie as green as the Hulk, some moussaka for Hawkeye’s smooth purple and…
Summer is around the corner, which means means it’s time to start courting your future ant minions by coercing innocent humans into dining outdoors. My go-to picnic dishes are always cold salads. I don’t have to worry about off temperature chicken giving people food poisoning,…
I see you are confused by the combination of eggs, rice, and fish at breakfast, my dear Watson, but I assure you this is elementary Victorian Cooking. It’s merely a hearty morning Kedgeree*. Kedgeree Recipe: 2 cups cooked basmati rice 1 pound haddock 4 tbsp…
If you got here from a drunken 2 a.m. Google search, I know you’re deeply disappointed this isn’t a very special porn crossover between Superman and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Instead, this thing you behold is terrible, reprehensible, so horribly wrong it transcends badness…
