Desserts Cosplay as a Flayed Corpse

Walking Dead sweet snack spread from The Noshing Dead cookbook.

It’s not what you think, officer. Honest. I’ve never even met my next door neighbors. You’re just looking at a sweets spread for the Walking Dead. The skin is really vanilla and red velvet crepes held together with a thin smear of cherry jelly. I piled on a coconut biscotti ribcage, red velvet cheesecake upper intestines, and spreadable cinnamon sugar

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Dominate Your Walking Dead Viewing Party With Citrus Ginger Roasted Beets

Just looking at that makes my mouth water. I’m overcome by the gloriously red flesh, the hints of muscular texture, and the overwhelming feeling that my neighbors might taste better with a nice citrus-ginger glaze. Wait. No. I mustn’t think that way. These feelings aren’t real. I’m a person, not a monster. I can’t be craving human flesh. Oh, wait.

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