Faux Fish Finger Vanilla Wafer Sticks

You’ve all tossed a box of lukewarm fish fingers on the table alongside some vanilla custard in the name of authenticity, but there are only so many trays of uneaten sacrificial fish you can throw away before the novelty wears off. A lot of folks have quietly taken to substituting the fish fingers with something people actually want to eat

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Winchester Brothers Pie Shop: Men of Leftovers

This recipe is as forgiving as Castiel discovering the Winchesters just ended the damn world again. Want to use up more chicken? Go for it. Don’t have any leftover potatoes? Microwave one until it’s cooked through and toss it in there. Hate onion jam? Well, I can’t help you blasphemers, but you can always leave it out. You’re wrong, but I’m not Santa Claus or Chuck, so your sins are irrelevant to me.

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Dalek Caprese Salad (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)

EX-TER-MI-NATE your hunger with a few quick bites of this easy Dalek Caprese Salad. 1 lb Roma tomatoes 1 lb fresh Mozzarella balls 18 fresh Basil Leaves 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar 2 tbsp olive oil salt and pepper to taste 18 short pretzel sticks 6 coffee stirrers with rounded tips Use your whisk arm to blend the balsamic vinegar, olive

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Chibi Cthulhu Rolls Will Cuddle Your Soul Into Gooey Submission

A friend wanted something Lovecraftian for his birthday, but I was having a hard time finding anything in my budget. Finger tentacles? Pirated Hentai DVD’s? A homeless guy dressed in a century old thrift store suit burbling about his visions? No. Those were too cliche. I needed something special. Something visionary. Something for under $10. That night, I drank too

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