11 Recipes for 11 Doctors – River Song Pasta

River Song Pasta Hello, sweetie. Like Doctor River Song, this pasta dish is fast and classy. Unlike her, it’s also cheap and easy. It’ll be simplicity itself to give all your guests a little taste of everyone’s favorite archaeologist. 6 hardboiled eggs 6 angel hair pasta nests 6 tbsp/180 g butter 6 garlic cloves, minced 2 tsp/10 g kosher salt

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Settlers of the Noms: Breakfast O Rama

It’s time for some more good, old fashioned food porn. I’m making steady, tasty progress on Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. Behold below my biscuit bar (complete with hex shaped biscuits made from scratch), waffle bar (including bananas foster fields) and, because I live in Texas, the Breakfast Taco Bar. I know you’re all disappointed that “breakfast tacos”

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 13: Valentine’s Day Anatomical Heart Pull Apart Bread

Nothing says romance like ritual cannibalism. Use this anatomical heart pull apart loaf to pretend you’re vampires feasting on the heart of that asshole in HR who gave a promotion to Brad. Alternately, you could engage in a little Indiana Jones cosplay where the sexy archaeologist in your life can rescue you from having your heart ripped out by any

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Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 7: Wookie Pull Apart Bread

In a galaxy far, far away, there’s nothing disturbing about ritually eating someone’s face. Honest. Keep telling yourself that as you tug off strands of tasty Wookie flesh. You’re not channeling your inner zombie. Heck, you’re not even the same species, so you can’t even call these horrors cannibalism. Bread: 1 1/2 c water 1 1/2 tbsp active dry or

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Dominate Your Walking Dead Viewing Party With Citrus Ginger Roasted Beets

Just looking at that makes my mouth water. I’m overcome by the gloriously red flesh, the hints of muscular texture, and the overwhelming feeling that my neighbors might taste better with a nice citrus-ginger glaze. Wait. No. I mustn’t think that way. These feelings aren’t real. I’m a person, not a monster. I can’t be craving human flesh. Oh, wait.

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