As you well know, I’m not above soliciting bribes. It never works, but that doesn’t stop me from trying.
Behold the majesty of Marshall Jamshidi’s Periodic Tableware.
My heart would’ve skipped a beat if I hadn’t replaced it with a 3D printed frictionless prosthetic years ago.
He has an entire glorious line including wine glasses, martini glasses, highball and lowball glasses, a wine decanter, and my personal favorite, a cocktail shaker.
In years to come, I’ll regret paying my electric bill for one measly month instead of acquiring a mad science inspired shaker I could use for a lifetime.
This kickstarter only has 1/3 of it’s minimum funding. Go, my minions, and shower him with cash. If you don’t know how to choose, buy the Butyl Group Sampler for $70 and get a wine glass, martini glass, highball glass, and lowball glass. If you like the idea but really don’t know what to do with your money, get me a shaker and I’ll concoct you a custom cocktail and mix it up in a dedicated YouTube video. Either way, I heartily approve of this Kickstarted mad kitchen science.