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Bacon Shuts Down Interstate

Here in Austin, our largest, most congested traffic artery was shut down when a truck full of pork bellies caught fire.

Sure, Texans love a good barbecue, but this is taking it to extremes.

In the purity of my mind, the entire accident looked like a live action version of this:

bacon truck

Whereas it actually looked like this:

I35 Bacon Semi Truck Fire in Austin Texas

No injuries except to the thousands of trapped commuters who will spend the next few hours stuck smelling fresh cooked bacon without being able to taste a bite.