Snarky recipes are nice, but man, making Superman Bread or edible Alien Xenomorph Eggs takes work. Sometimes, you just want to be rewarded for thinking pretty thoughts.
I have some prizes here in need of a home. You have brains, delicious brains. Now put down the knife. I don’t need a biopsy sample.
WHAT YOU DO:
Use those tasty brains to come up with a ridiculously clever, geeky recipe title. You can email it to me here or just add it to the comments on this post. I will arbitrarily, unilaterally, and almost certainly unfairly (according to the losers) pick my favorite to win.
WHAT YOU GET:
The first prize winner gets:
* A “Best of Loot Crate” box with a selection of nerdy stuff from three months of mailings
* A Joss Whedon “Much Ado About Nothing” T-Shirt in the one size they sent me
* Your recipe title turned into an actual edible dish posted here on Kitchen Overlord
* You or an institution of your choosing destroyed like a disposable Starfleet Redshirt in the recipe instructions
The two runners up also get a Much Ado About Nothing T-Shirt.
That’s it. You don’t need to lift a finger, much less go grocery shopping. Just be your clever self.