Betty Ross tells me baking is soothing. After all, even if I screw it up, there’s nothing to get angry about. I can just go buy a loaf of bread. Either way, we’ll still have dinner. Proving myself in the kitchen is a way to prove I can spend time […]
Month: August 2013
Edible Art: Soylent Green Ration Crackers
Make Room! Make Room for these healthy green crackers that are most certainly not made of people.* Soylent Green Ration Crackers ½ cup whole wheat flour ½ cup oat flour ½ cup almond flour 2 tbsp water 2 tbsp matcha green tea powder 2 tbsp tahini 2 tbsp honey 2 […]
Settlement (of Catan) Salad
I know, my minions. You’re hurting for more geeky recipes. As much as I occasionally enjoy your pain (keep those YouTube videos coming), today I hear your pleas and release unto you what is, quite frankly, one of the least inspiring recipes in the upcoming book Wood for Sheep: The […]
The 12th Doctor is Peter Capaldi
Say hello to Peter Capaldi. I was expecting an older doctor this time around, but I wasn’t expecting one we’d already seen on both Doctor Who and Torchwood. I enjoy a good game of spot-the-Whovian-actor whenever I’m watching Merlin/Game of Thrones/Downton Abbey/anything else on BBCA, but this feels a touch […]
Dr. Seusshi
One fish, two fish, red fish, oh my god who genetically engineered cats with hands? Those monsters are total murdering psychopaths! Via TShirtBordello, which also has a horde of other clever t-shirts for food geeks.
More Reasons to Kneel Before Zod
There are limited career options for former Phantom Zone inmates. Here at the Kitchen Overlord lair, we had our remodeling done by Zod. I was impressed how well his construction team worked while on their knees. In between paying gigs, he keeps himself occupied sewing manly yet flowing blouses and […]