We’re wrapping up our week of edible (yet unspeakable) horrors with these Lovecraft inspired Cthulhu Cakes.
Tentacles
Behold the simple beauty of smooth fondant with just a hint of eldrich horror. via Cake Central
When I said to keep an eye on the cake, I didn’t mean it literally. via Blims
Instead of a singing telegram girl inside a cake, we decided to spice your bachelor party up with something you’ll never forget. via The Lovecraftsman
What’s that, Timmy? Lassie says you you hid an Octopus in the well and now it wants out? via Pintrest
Squid God
Go ahead. Rehearse your fake fears during Shark Week. Once you come back in the water, I’ll be waiting. via The Apricity
I know I should be impressed by the sculptural detail in the wings, but I can’t help wonder what’s hiding BEHIND Cthulhu. Giant fungus monsters? Evil waterspouts? The Kool-Aid Man after sprinkling too much blue meth in his sugar water? via deviantArtist DavidArsenault
The shiniest monster of them all rises from the depths of this cake to consume your birthday glee. via Sugarland Chapel Hill
The filigree shows there is a special art to true madness. via Pintrest
Their unspeakable love tore a nation apart. Tonight, on Maury, we find out whether their the giant Gherkin at 30 St. Mary Axe is actually the love child of Cthulhu and Big Ben. via E-Verse Radio
Stop trying to impersonate a jellyfish that ate too much plankton, Cthulhu. Your eyes always give you away. via Cheesecake Summer
Books
Try not to be disturbed when the book starts reading you. via Pintrest
Someone’s penmanship really went downhill by the middle of their journal. via The Adventures of J and K
Tentacles! In! Space! via Red Wasp Design
Need More Lovecraftian Recipes?
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Necronomicon Strawberry Cream Cheese Brownies
Chibi Cthulhu Pretzel Rolls
Cthulhu Nopales and Eggs