Over the years, Lucas Films has literally licensed thousands of Star Wars coloring pages. After bringing you 30 Dune Coloring Pages for Nihilistic Children, Kitchen Overlord has now culled down a select collection of 50 pages from 1980’s coloring books to create a Spoiler Free Make Your Own Star Wars Adventure story requiring zero knowledge of the original series. In fact, the less you know about the source material the better.
Month: December 2015
Cookie Week: That’s no moon! It’s a Death Star Oreo!
This holiday season, deck the halls with the blood of fallen minions! These Death Star Oreos are stuffed with filling as white as a Stormtrooper’s armor, lightly laced with a blood red peppermint stripe. If you’ve never made custom Oreos before you’ll be shocked at how easy it is to add them to your holiday cookie rotation. There is no try – only do!
Contest – Show Off Your Sandworm and Win A Signed Copy of Geek Breads!
Post photos of your Sandworm Bread tagged #wormsign to win a signed copy of Kitchen Overlord’s upcoming cookbook, *Geek Breads*
Steampunk Eggnog for Degenerate Time Travelers
Grab your nerf gun and goggles, kids, because we’ve got a vintage version of your favorite excuse for December Day Drinking – Eggnog! The Victorians may have enjoyed ether sniffing parties, making wreaths from dead people’s hair, and grinding up Egyptian mummies to use in makeup, but even they found […]
30 Vintage Dune Coloring Pages for Nihilistic Children
The Dune Coloring Book and Dune Activity Book were available for about two weeks during 1984 before a sober adult opened one up to a random page and realized their kid was going either going to to need a lot more black and red crayons or a lot more therapy.
In honor of the the internet justifying my life long love of Dune by sharing the hell out of my Spice Stuffed Sandworm Bread I’ve assembled as many of the Coloring and Activity book pages as possible, which I encourage you to reassemble into a surrealist make-your-own adventure story.
Welcome, Scalzi Fans! There’s even MORE bread!
Last night, John Scalzi tweeted a picture of my Sandworm Bread. Yes, it tastes even better than it looks. I hadn’t planned on announcing my next book until you could buy it. Two hours and 20,000 unique page views later [edit: by the end of the weekend, it was up […]