I have an entirely irrational love of David Lynch’s 1984 science fiction epic, Dune. (This is almost unrelated to my entirely rational and well thought out love of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. These two things should never be confused.) Maybe I saw it at just the right age to find Sting, […]
A friend wanted something Lovecraftian for his birthday, but I was having a hard time finding anything in my budget. Finger tentacles? Pirated Hentai DVD’s? A homeless guy dressed in a century old thrift store suit burbling about his visions? No. Those were too cliche. I needed something special. Something […]
Igor! Fire up the lightning generator! We’ve made so many edible ears, eyes, and brains – now, my minion, it is time for us to ensure our creation can nourish its mind as well as its body. It needs bravery, strength, and most of all, bloody red (velvet) guts!
Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. […]
It’s time to transform some innocuous flour and water into a bread that’s more than meets the eye. Normal Fougassee looks like this: You have to admit those are some handsome loaves of pull-apart bread. Leaves and trees and stalks of wheat can look upon those loaves and think yes, […]
When you need energy to make it through the mushroom kingdom on you way to rescue Princess Peach (again), level up your game with these 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls. 1-Up Mushroom Pizza Rolls 1 can refrigerated biscuits 1 cup mushrooms, diced ½ cup onions, diced 2 tbsp butter 1 tbsp […]