You only need 5 minutes and 5 ingredients to make a gross, no-cook, vegan Halloween recipe guaranteed to gross out your guests!
Recipes and Tasty Goodness
Making ears only takes five ingredients, but I’m afraid it’s a gory process. Our raw materials begin looking pure and clean, but by the time we’re done, our artificial ears spontaneously bleed like they’re freshly severed from one of the corpses down in the basement.
Bring gore to the table this Halloween with meat (or vegan meat-ish) stuffed puff pastry guts!
This edible tribute to the Merc with a Mouth will be as big a pain in your side as Deadpool is to Wolverine’s but one look at those scowling little faces and somewhere deep inside you’ll know it’s worth it. Or maybe you’ll want a chimichanga. They’re a lot easier to make, and come with the added bonus of not staring at you while you cook.
It’s raw. It’s bloody. It’s delicious.
Make your very own Deadpool sushi! Don’t be intimidated by hundreds of years of Japanese tradition. This recipe is is as mindlessly simple and fun as Deadpool himself.
If there’s one thing the merc with a mouth loves almost as much as Bea Arthur, it’s a good chimichanga. Or even a mediocre chimichanga. Preferably Cable’s chimichanga, served by Bea Arthur.