Edible Art: Eye of Sauron
Hobbitses can not take my precious. The eye will stop them. Fill their bellies, it will. Then, when they can not move, they will be mine! All mine!
Eye of Sauron
1 tube crescent dough
8 large pasta shells
8 premade meatballs
1 cup red pasta sauce
8 tsp shredded mozzarella
Boil their shells eyes till soft and tender.
Unroll the crescent dough, all pale and weak, weaker than Smeegle it is, and roll it up like eyeless worms in a dark cave.
The worms are for you. Yes, U! Make them into a U! So pale, so weak. Must bake for 10-12 minutes until they’re as golden as my precious.
Heat your sauce until it’s as warm as blood and heat your meatballs till they’re as warm and trembly as Hobbitses knees.
Each eye is filled with one bloody tablespoon of sauce.
Each bleeding socket plugged with one tasty meatball.
Now, you must place Sauron’s all seeing eye into it’s crescent socket.
Sprinkle the edges of his eye with cheeses all milky and white like the tears of Elveses.
Wash it down with salty blood and crunchy bones and sweet lemon donuts, almost as sweet as my precious.
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Your blogs are so engaging and unique! I love this!
Made these for Christmas dinner, the kids loved them!
That’s awesome! I’ve tried to keep the Illustrated Recipes things kids (or drunk adults, really anyone who requires supervision) could make. I love it when someone tells me the goofiness worked out for them. Share a photo if you’ve got one.
You can see a picture of it here: https://31.media.tumblr.com/09d0a0d2f72a5baee8ed3527c174dda6/tumblr_myoiq6H51x1sf7cb3o1_500.png
Well, I hope you can 🙂
We had fun with the Dalek Bread as well. As for requiring supervision … My kids would probably agree with that lol
I received this cookbook for Christmas this year from my nephew. I had hurt my back at work the day before Christmas and this cookbook has kept me company for days !brought a smile to my face, laughter! I absolutely love this book !!! Thank you thank you! And I will be cooking all of these things