I celebrate Fish Fingers and Custard Day with a Fish Custard Cocktail. I also live alone.

I’m a sucker for made up holidays. Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yarr! I’ll fight against the dark side on May the Fourth. Pi Day is my favorite excuse for math puns and dessert. So why not a crazy Whovian holiday? Some fans have decreed April 3rd to be Fish Fingers and Custard Day in honor of Matt Smith’s first

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: The New Doctor’s Rubbish Plate

Admit it. When you think about food and the Eleventh Doctor, you expect fish fingers and custard. Of course you do. Everyone loves fish fingers and custard. That’s why I have a whole chapter dedicated to it. Meanwhile, let’s take a look at all the odd things the brand new eleventh Doctor finds total rubbish. A new mouth is confusing.

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Shakespearean Shooter Sandwich

Shakespearean Shooter Sandwich That beard. That swagger. Oh, Shakespeare. You’ve never been so sexy. If you slipped into the Tardis for Martha’s first journey back in time, you could not only enjoy the only production of Shakespeare’s “Love’s Labour’s Won,” but also a hearty slice of what would later be called a Shooter’s Sandwich. It’s a sort of cheap cheater’s

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail

New Earth Apple Grass Cocktail New (to the 11th power) New York held a lot of recipe temptations, but there’s something so heartwarming about Rose Tyler’s excitement at the new ground beneath her feet during her first trip to New Earth. Drink a couple of these apple grass scented cocktails and you won’t blink twice at cat faced nuns tending

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Slitheen Eggs

Slitheen Eggs Okay, so these are a little smaller and a little less tentacly than Margaret was when she regressed to childhood, but they’re also not sentient, which means you don’t need to feel guilty about chowing down on these marbled green eggs. 4 cups/1 liter water 6 large white eggs 6 bags (or 6 tsp/30 g loose) black tea

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: L.I.N.D.A.’s Tardis Wellington

L.I.N.D.A.’s Tardis Wellington This is a great recipe for getting your mates get together for a little Electric Light Orchestra jam sessions and alien spotting. Don’t be intimidated by the “Wellington” name. This is actually easier to make than most people think. The key is quality ingredients. Yes, it is a little bit of a hassle, but your friends will

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Cyberman Ghosts

Cyberman Ghosts We all know that inside every Cyberman is the brain of a once living human being. Likewise, these sushi balls are stuffed with something deliciously red and bloody 2 cups/270 g sushi rice 2 tbsp/30 ml sweetened sushi rice vinegar (available in the same aisle as the rice) 2 sheets nori 6 oz/170 g sushi grade tuna 4

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors: Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw

Baked Hath Served over Black Beans and Topped with a Red and Green Cabbage Slaw I humbly present a dish inspired by the alien who saved Martha Jones from drowning in quicksand. The fish is for the Hath, the black beans for the sludge he drowned in, and the red and green cabbage slaw for the colors of the Hath’s

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors – River Song Pasta

River Song Pasta Hello, sweetie. Like Doctor River Song, this pasta dish is fast and classy. Unlike her, it’s also cheap and easy. It’ll be simplicity itself to give all your guests a little taste of everyone’s favorite archaeologist. 6 hardboiled eggs 6 angel hair pasta nests 6 tbsp/180 g butter 6 garlic cloves, minced 2 tsp/10 g kosher salt

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11 Recipes for 11 Doctors – Rory the Roman’s Farro Stew

I’m counting down the last eleven days until new episodes of Doctor Who with eleven Whovian recipes. Like all professional writers, I acquired some utterly useless degrees. My favorite has to be the piece of paper declaring my Mastery of Classics. (The graduation ceremony sadly, did not come with a fob watch that restored memories of previous lives.) Rory looked

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