If you’re not ready to invest hours a day into Hannibal quality food porn, yet always secretly wished your desserts looked more like gaping wounds, Deadpool is here to rescue you! Or get you arrested. It really depends on the angle of your Instagram photos.
If you’d rather eat what’s left of a frozen Tauntaun than suffer through the last ration bars left on Hoth, here’s a taste of civilization you can make from basic pantry staples and a little blue food coloring.
Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon (Season 2, Episode 9: The Satan Pit) Are you questioning the logic of exploring a planet orbiting a black hole? Has your favorite archaeologist acquired some disturbing new tattoos? Are your Ood servants muttering incomprehensible gibberish while serving your food? No? Well, they will […]
If your breakfast is in peril, the EGGvengers will save your bacon! I know these printables are meant for Easter, but I’ll be dressing up my hotel breakfast this Comic Con. If you decide to sneak some decorations onto your hotel eggs at any future cons, take a picture and […]
Your Kitchen Overlord is sneaking away a great train caper. Rather than leave you hungry in my absence, this week I’m reprinting five of my best vegetarian recipes in honor of the fact that I’m traveling from the hipster enclave of Austin to the hippie rainforest of Portland in a […]
Just the thing to build up your strength before you find yourself on the run from semi-sentient, door opening velociraptors. Jurassic Dinosaur Eggs 6 hard boiled eggs, peeled 2 onions, sliced 2 green chiles, seeded and sliced 1 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp […]