Before we split up, I heard Sheriff Crazy Eyes and Hot Asian Dude arguing about walker bait. Apparently, when they decided to sneak past a herd using the world’s most disgusting cosplay, they left a little undead snack food up on the roof in the form of a redneck racist handcuffed to the building. He could either stay there and
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I already gave you a kick ass sweet spread for your Walking Dead parties, but some of you aren’t fans of dessert. Honestly, that makes me wonder if you’ve already been bitten. For those of you who need a savory solution to your corpse-esque catering problems, I present this carefully flayed corpse. The skin is made from a base of
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Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and grab us some ears the next time we shove him
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So far, we’ve tried to sneak past the walkers with intestines and eyes and even an entire mocked up human arm. No luck. I think I know why we failed, though. We were too clean. Sure, we had bits of guts dripping off us, but walkers are messy. They drip blood, they ooze pus, they’re pulpy. We’ve got to become
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It’s not what you think, officer. Honest. I’ve never even met my next door neighbors. You’re just looking at a sweets spread for the Walking Dead. The skin is really vanilla and red velvet crepes held together with a thin smear of cherry jelly. I piled on a coconut biscotti ribcage, red velvet cheesecake upper intestines, and spreadable cinnamon sugar
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I’ve seen caramel apples. I’ve seen apple mouths full of marshmallow teeth. I never would’ve imagined combining the two would make for such an easy, awesome Halloween craft. You can get the full recipe for Vampire Caramel Apples at Erica’s Sweet Tooth. I’m not the only one who loves The Nightmare Before Christmas. If you’re tired of caramel, dip your
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Your Kitchen Overlord is currently confined to a Level 5 Biohazard zone. She insists she’s merely infected with a particularly violent flu, but we also saw her reading Greg Bear’s Blood Music just last week. We can’t take any risks. While she’s in isolation, the minions will be running the blog. Today’s Paleo minion is a former Rollergirl and cookbook
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With The Walking Dead coming back in just a few weeks, I couldn’t stop thinking about bloody red, fleshy foods for a dinner party. I’m more than a little in love with the amazing things you can do with dark red beets, but I also realize a lot of people have never eaten beets and have no interest in trying
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