Much like the non-BBC Sherlock Homes cakes, Once Upon A Time fans literally want to eat their words. Or eat Henry’s words. Wait, who actually wrote the book of fairytales he carries around? Maybe they’re eating Regina’s words or Rumple’s words. The only thing you can be sure about is […]
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Disney Week: Snow White Squares
We’ve come a long way from the nutritious poisoning of the Kingdom’s past! Once upon a time, you could tempt a girl with nothing more than an apple. Today’s princesses require more finessing. Tell me, magic mirror! What must I conjure to rid the kingdom of that insufferable Snow White! […]
Disney Week: Jiminy Cricket’s Chocolate Chirp Cookies
Listen, Geppetto, it wasn’t personal. Since the Evil Queen burned down the forest, people are starving. We had to get…creative. We ran out of bread flour two weeks ago. Ariel won’t let us eat any seafood because she knows every damn clam by name. Snow said if we sneak any […]
Edible Art: Regina’s Poisonously Good Apple Tart
Nothing ever goes right in the town of Storybrook. One day, you’re a stern but loving mother, the next day your son’s biological mother shows up and reminds the entire town’s population that you’re an evil queen who trapped them in their own personal purgatories. What’s a mayor to do? […]