Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced […]
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Blow Up Your Tastebuds With These Exploding TARDIS Cookies (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
Whether you’re stranded on the wrong side of a rift in the universe or merely waiting for a coalition of everything that ever hated you to spring their inevitable trap, it’s a sure bet things are about to get shaky inside your TARDIS. Demonstrate the severity of the situation to […]
Hey, Hoopy Froods! If you’re feeling hungry, put the corners of this towel in your mouth!
Hey, Hoopy Froods! In honor of Towel Day, we bring you something more to snack on than a bag of peanuts and cup of not-tea while you curl up with your favorite towel and a copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hitchhiker’s Guide BBQ Towel Rangoons 1 sheet […]
Make a Settlers of Catan Cake Faster Than You Can Play The Game
It’s no surprise I freaking love Settlers of Catan. Heck, I wrote a whole cookbook around the game. But let’s be honest – sometimes, even Overlords have lazy days. Whoever’s in charge of cranking out a gazillion new silicone cake molds every week made my life a hell of a […]
Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
Deviled Ood with Horseradish and Bacon (Season 2, Episode 9: The Satan Pit) Are you questioning the logic of exploring a planet orbiting a black hole? Has your favorite archaeologist acquired some disturbing new tattoos? Are your Ood servants muttering incomprehensible gibberish while serving your food? No? Well, they will […]
Edible Art: Qui Gon’s Gin Fizz
Impress the Jedi lurking about Mos Eisley with a drink that will make them think you juiced Yoda. Qui-Gon’s Gin Fizz 1 shot gin 2 inches fresh cucumber 1 fresh mint leaf ½ lime 1 tsp simple syrup ½ cup ice 2 drops green food coloring ginger ale Use your […]