While Cap spent decades on ice, American breakfasts changed. When not fighting Ultron, it’s up to the rest of the team to introduce him to a new take on eggs and toast for a new millennium with this blatantly patriotic Huevos Rancheros. Avengers, Assemble: One tortilla One egg Four drops […]
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Mock Koopa Troopa Soup with Power Star Cornbread
One of these days, Mario is going to get so fed up with Bowser’s constant kidnappings he’ll kill that crazy turtle, grind his bones to make his bread and boil his flesh to make his stew. The plumber is out of other options. It’s either go full Grimm’s Fairy Tales […]
Set Your Ginger Beards to Stunning!
Behold a world of tasty potential! With one cookie, you can fulfill The Doctor’s wish to finally be a Ginger, instantly transform into the Mirror Universe version of yourself, or turn a cookie jar upside down and pretend they’re scarab beetles falling out of a Stargate. Whether you choose to […]
Hawkeye’s Biscotti Arrows
You have to admire a superhero who isn’t afraid to fight crime in pastel purple. Honor Hawkeye’s bold fashion decisions by filling your culinary quiver with Okinawan Purple Yam biscotti arrows. Hawkeye’s Biscotti Arrows 1 cup purple sweet potato mash 4 tbsp butter 2 eggs 2 tsp vanilla 3 cups […]
Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na Na-Na BAT FLAN!
As a good butler, it’s your job to clean the blood out of Master Wayne’s suits, acquire NDA paperwork from any ladies you find sleepily prowling the mansion each morning, and create a nigh infinite quantity of bat shaped everyday objects for the master’s amusement. It’s nice to pretend Master […]
Ichabod Crane’s Colonial Cider Cake with Bonus Heart Shaped Pan Review
Cake has not always been an overly sweet confection topped with a thick and offensive paste of tasteless fat and sugar. Nay, there was a time when civilized people sat down to tea and enjoyed a few scant bites of sweetness to awaken the senses and delight the tongue during […]