In honor of our last cinematic trip to Middle Earth, this week Kitchen Overlord is treating you to one recipe per day from each chapter of An Unexpected Cookbook: The Unofficial Book of Hobbit Cookery. While there’s nothing wrong with some cold chicken and pickles for a quick bite on […]
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Orphan Black Baby Shower Babka
Babka shaped like crown crown because it is queen of breads. Good babka have many eggs. Chicken mommies cry when they see us eat babka, the egg is so many. Do not be sad. Chickens are mean. They deserve to suffer.
Superman Sandwich Slices
We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s […]
Coulson’s Magical Tahitian Vanilla SHIELD Pull Apart Bread
You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp […]
Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs!
It’s time we turned the tables and actually devoured Galactus for a change! Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs! 1 ½ cups mashed Okinawan Yam/Purple Sweet Potato ½ cup (1 stick) softened butter 1 ¼ cups very warm water 1 tbsp yeast 2 tbsp sugar, divided 1 tbsp fresh rosemary leaves […]
Gabriel’s Golden “Just Desserts” Angel Wings
Sam, Dean, I *know* he deserves it this time, but you can’t pluck all of the trickster’s feathers. I’ve got nothing against a little torture between friends, but he whines so much when he’s bald. For a little cathartic release, I made an effigy of his wings you can rip […]