Your Kitchen Overlord foolishly tried to transport herself out of the Level 5 Biohazard zone. Luckily, minion Kirsten Wright of Food Replicator was able to scramble her reassembly without actually creating a Riker-like duplicate incident. We think. As a reward for keeping our Overlord and her rather aggressive virus safely […]
Tag: Star Trek
Today, I’m boldly going on a 14 hour mission to drive from Austin to Atlanta. While I’m away at Dragon*Con, enjoy these classic Kitchen Overlord recipes for geeky goodness. I’m kicking things off with a tableside declaration of my loyalty to Starfleet: pain d’Enterprise. It sounds like something evil mirror […]
Staring into the temptation of Star Trek wines led me through a wormhole that emptied in a place far stranger than the Gamma Quadrant. There’s a very special corner of the internet reserved entirely for alcoholic Trekkers. I want to go to their parties. If you’re going to invest in […]
Clearly, I need to invest in a label printer, because I am a sucker for any geek themed booze. In the purity of my imagination, it would be faster, cheaper, and somehow even geekier if I relabeled the leftover pumpkin pie ale in my fridge “Fremen Spice Beer” and slapped […]
Captain Picard and Dr. Pulaski may have inferior palates, but Wil Riker possesses the taste buds of a true warrior!
Like Kirk, I was accepted into an elite cadre without any paperwork, background checks, or medical evaluations. Unlike Kirk, my minions don’t work in a heavily armed Apple store. It’s too hard to get the stains out.