Happy Valentine’s Day, Minions! I contemplated going old school and celebrating by having you all stoned to death, but the HR department says that’s bad for morale. Then I thought about doing something extra special to your hearts. Sadly, the Harkonnen’s didn’t have enough spare heart plugs to share with […]
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Home Made Heroic Conversation Hearts
Welcome Kitchen Overlord’s newest minion, Sarah! Not to be confused with the S.A.R.A.H. made by Global Dynamics or Sarah Jane Smith in London or even Sarah Connor. Instead, we have procured one Sarah Wright, who you may notice has an exotic accent flavored with ample extra vowels. Go ahead. Guess […]
Kitchen Overlord has a heart on for you this V-Day, so we made it from Red Velvet and stuffed it with Nutella
Greetings, Minions! Valentine’s Day is coming, so by law, I am required to give you something heart shaped or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Since the internet loves Nutella almost as much as it does bacon, I’ve conjured a recipe […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 14: Nutella or Cinnamon Roll Hearts
Today is Valentine’s Day, so by law, I am required to make a “romantic” post or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Therefore, you’re getting some pretty easy Nutella or cinnamon stuffed heart shaped rolls. Since I’m single, and will therefore […]
Bitchin’ Bread Battle Day 13: Valentine’s Day Anatomical Heart Pull Apart Bread
Nothing says romance like ritual cannibalism. Use this anatomical heart pull apart loaf to pretend you’re vampires feasting on the heart of that asshole in HR who gave a promotion to Brad. Alternately, you could engage in a little Indiana Jones cosplay where the sexy archaeologist in your life can […]