Just looking at that makes my mouth water. I’m overcome by the gloriously red flesh, the hints of muscular texture, and the overwhelming feeling that my neighbors might taste better with a nice citrus-ginger glaze. Wait. No. I mustn’t think that way. These feelings aren’t real. I’m a person, not […]
Tag: Zombie
Dominate Your Local Zombie Walk by Biting into this Fleshy, Edible Heart
The ever-amazing Louisville Zombie Walk is just around the corner. Once the Derby City kicks off the shambling season, undead will start rise up and walk the streets of trendy cities across the country. You need to prepare. And by “prepare” I mean “get ready to gross everyone out by […]
Edible Art: Zombie Brain Bread
Instead of spending the zombie apocalypse holed up in Dick’s Sporting goods, head over to Williams Sonoma. You’re still going to die, but at least you can have a good last meal before you become a meal. Zombie Brain Bread 2 1/2 cups flour 1 cup whole milk 1 tbsp […]
Zombie Chow Disguise
I locked myself inside the mess hall. Those idiots outside seem to think they’re living in a Telenovela instead of the damn zombie apocalypse. I’ve got to do something to get out of here before the creepy kid in a cowboy hat decides to cut off my fingers and stuff […]
Zombie Pikachu Will Eat Your Soul
Some nights, unspeakable things happen in the Kitchen Overlord lair. Most food blogs go out of their way to make it look like they casually whipped up utter perfection without breaking a sweat. It’s intimidating, and anyone out there who has ever tried to recreate a Pintrest recipe knows it’s […]
Bitchin Bread Battle Day 18: Woodbury Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf
In honor of our fine mayor’s special sense of humor, you’ve been asked to make an atmospheric bread to share during our next Entertainment. Stop crying. You can do this. Bleeding Zombie Victim Loaf 4 ½ – 5 cups flour 1 tbsp yeast ½ cup sugar ½ cup warm water […]