Chris-Rachael holding your Walking Dead Poster

KITCHEN OVERLORD

Chris-Rachael Oseland is a freelance writer based in Austin, Texas. Every night, she descends into her lair at the base of an extinct volcano, dons her apron and monocle, and subjects her minions to countless culinary experiments. You can enjoy her wibbly wobbly journey through space and time in Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorzied Whovian Cookbook. If the future is too scary, you can either drink yourself into 19th century style oblivion with SteamDrunks: 101 Steampunk Cocktails and Mixed Drinks or retreat into the peaceful world of the Shire with An Unexpected Cookbook: The Unauthorized Book of Hobbit Cookery. Folks who think life is just a game can check out her latest book, Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook.

EDIBLE ILLUSTRATOR

Tom Gordon is a freelance illustrator and commercial artist based in Long Island, New York. His past projects have included the children’s book The Tails of Baghdad, the science fiction webcomic “One Small Step,” and production work on such films as Gentlemen Broncos and Atlas Shrugged Part I. Besides indulging the usual geek diet of SF conventions, writing cringe-inducing genre fiction and Lego RPGs, in his spare time he also hams it up as Wacky Uncle to assorted nieces and nephews and otherwise functions as a food dispensing unit/slave to numerous insatiable small animals. You can find more of his work at http://www.mindspring.com/~tgordo

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