Nothing teaches your kids about the sanctity of life like these home made Xenomorph eggs.
Hey, curmudgeons! If kids stray into your yard while searching for Easter Eggs, this year you can always dress in a green track suit, sit on your front porch with a basket of these Angry Bird Eggs, and chuck them at children. You’ll either level up at life or get yourself arrested. Either way, it’ll make a great story when bragging how good you are at Angry Birds. Alternately, you can just show off by packing one in your lunch.
Some years, the only way to make it through Easter is with a momtini. Garnish your glass with this peep sculpted into the shape of an Angry Bird.
