Prepare for battle! We Sontarans have had enough of your insults. We are neither Spudheads nor Pew Pew Potatoes. We are not even Spudmuffins, as some of your adoring females have attested. Sontar produces the greatest warriors the universe has ever known! We have the wisdom and might to achieve […]
Tag: Cookies
Edible Art: Artie’s Oatmeal Scotchies
Welcome new agents to your warehouse with a plate full of home baked cookies. Artie’s Oatmeal Scotchies 1 cup unsalted butter 3/4 cup white sugar 3/4 cup brown sugar, firmly packed 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 […]
Edible Art: Nightmare Before Christmas Madness Inducing Pinwheels
What’s this? This Halloween, instead of sucking up to Sandy Claws, pay homage to the Skeleton King with these madness inducing lemon and chocolate pinwheels. Nightmare Preceding Your Winter Holiday Pinwheels of Madness 1 cup + 2 tbsp butter 1 cup sugar 2 egg yolks 4 teaspoons lemon juice 2 […]
The Noshing Dead: PalmiEARS
Hot Asian Dude told me about this time when the Crossbow Toting Underwear Model walked through a herd of zombies with raw squirrel jerky stuck in his teeth and a necklace of zombie ears wrapped around his neck. I tried to convince Steve to take my second best knife and […]
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies
Red Velvet Arc Reactor Cookies Here at Kitchen Overlord, we’re irrationally big fans of red velvet and Iron Man. Naturally, we had to combine the two. Unlike the intimidatingly complicated Iron Man Sweet Rolls (which, no joke, take about five hours to make) these so easy Thor could make them […]