Some nights, unspeakable things happen in the Kitchen Overlord lair.
Most food blogs go out of their way to make it look like they casually whipped up utter perfection without breaking a sweat. It’s intimidating, and anyone out there who has ever tried to recreate a Pintrest recipe knows it’s a vicious lie. I, on the other hand, am not afraid to show you the truth. The cold, dead eyed truth.
I’m a little afraid to go into the kitchen. These things are still there. Waiting. Judging me. Contemplating which of my body parts they need intact in order to make their own human. Gotta collect them all.