Here in Austin, our largest, most congested traffic artery was shut down when a truck full of pork bellies caught fire.
Sure, Texans love a good barbecue, but this is taking it to extremes.
In the purity of my mind, the entire accident looked like a live action version of this:
Whereas it actually looked like this:
No injuries except to the thousands of trapped commuters who will spend the next few hours stuck smelling fresh cooked bacon without being able to taste a bite.