If Black Friday makes you want to clean up this city by shooting your fellow shoppers in the head, I recommend staying home and making yourself an edible homage to The Comedian instead. A dab of jam, a vicious bite, hurk, and maybe let it all out in your journal. […]
Month: November 2013
Contest: Kitchen Overlord Stuffs Your Geeky Stocking
I see you when you’re sleeping. I know when you’re awake. No, I’m not the world’s most beloved red clad stalker. I just tapped into the NSA’s database. You’ve all been very naughty. I know you have stockings to fill. Luckily, I have things to give away. For the next […]
Wood for Sheep Free from 11/28 – 12/2
From November 28 – December 2, you can get a free Kindle copy of Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook. Don’t own a Kindle? You can download a free Kindle Reader for your iPad or other tablet devices. (I highly recommend this in general. There’s no reason to miss […]
Ichabod Crane and I School Americans on What the Pilgims Really Ate
It’s no secret that I am ridiculously in love with Sleepy Hollow. Ichabod and Abbie’s exchange in “Sanctuary” (Season 1, Episode 9) is a great excuse for me to squint sidelong at our traditional Thanksgiving meals. “You know. Turkey, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie. All the stuff the pilgrims ate,” said […]
By Odin’s Beard, This Bread Tis Mighty!
I had a lot of white dough left over after making the Deadpool Sweet Rolls. I’d also just seen Thor II. By Odin’s Beard, t’was I thusly inspired to create this pagan-tastic variation on the usual Santa Bread. I mean, I really had to. Just look at what everyone else […]
Pumpkin Week: Thanksgiving Meal in a Bun (Another Overly Complicated use for Holiday Leftovers)
I love my Pumpkin Pie Bao dough so much I wondered if I could use it for other, more nefarious purposes. Yes, I’m talking about the evil that is overly complicated Thanksgiving leftovers recipes. We all know Thanksgiving leftovers should be simple affairs of cold sandwiches and turkey soup. Instead, […]