Greetings, Minions! For today’s FBI Files, I give you a peek at the dark underbelly of Nerds and Nomsense. Well, maybe not dark, per se. Tragically, also not fishbelly white enough to reflect moonlight, either. Really, these places just don’t know how to live up to properly villainous stereotypes. Look […]
Month: February 2014
Kitchen Overlord has a heart on for you this V-Day, so we made it from Red Velvet and stuffed it with Nutella
Greetings, Minions! Valentine’s Day is coming, so by law, I am required to give you something heart shaped or else the goons at Hallmark will use my dough hook to gouge out my kneecaps. Since the internet loves Nutella almost as much as it does bacon, I’ve conjured a recipe […]
Sci Fi Life Hacks Episode 1: Space Travel
Welcome to Kitchen Overlord’s shiny new webseries – Sci Fi Life Hacks! On this week’s episode, your Kitchen Overlord answers questions about life on board your favorite Sci Fi Space Ships to help with your long term success and survival. Whether you need to know about Battlestar Galactica’s policy on […]
Consume The Glory of Sontar in the form of Potato Chip Cookies
Prepare for battle! We Sontarans have had enough of your insults. We are neither Spudheads nor Pew Pew Potatoes. We are not even Spudmuffins, as some of your adoring females have attested. Sontar produces the greatest warriors the universe has ever known! We have the wisdom and might to achieve […]
Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead by building your own corpse from kitchen scraps
Your best friend turned into a Walker and shambled off into the distance. Now you’re full of post apocalyptic loneliness and ennui. Don’t give in to depression. We can rebuild them. Better. Stronger. Tastier. All we need is a well stocked kitchen where we can assemble the parts. Kitchen Overlord’s […]
