It’s time we turned the tables and actually devoured Galactus for a change! Hail Galactus, Devourer of Carbs! 1 ½ cups mashed Okinawan Yam/Purple Sweet Potato ½ cup (1 stick) softened butter 1 ¼ cups very warm water 1 tbsp yeast 2 tbsp sugar, divided 1 tbsp fresh rosemary leaves […]
Bread Recipes
Gabriel’s Golden “Just Desserts” Angel Wings
Sam, Dean, I *know* he deserves it this time, but you can’t pluck all of the trickster’s feathers. I’ve got nothing against a little torture between friends, but he whines so much when he’s bald. For a little cathartic release, I made an effigy of his wings you can rip […]
Hearty Faux-Wheat Bread with Cardamom and Ginger
Sometimes I secretly bake things for myself. Naturally, I have a team of freshly oiled New Zealander minions flagellate me during this process (they haven’t had much work since the last Xena: The Warrior Princess musical) so I won’t forget that that instead of nourishing myself, I should be baking […]
#WeWantWorf Spiced Prune Mini Muffins – a Warrior’s Snack!
If you want to see Captain Worf at the helm of his own ship, join the #WeWantWorf campaign and send CBS a basket of mini muffins with a note to green light Michael Dorn’s proposal. Why mini-muffins? Dorn says he wants to sweeten the CBS exec’s disposition towards a Star […]
Slitheen Pretzel Buns (from the new Doctor Who Cookbook)
Who needs to colonize Earth when you can just launch World War Three and mine the lovely radioactive debris without any pesky local sentients getting in the way of all your delicious profit. In honor of the occasion, why not make some ham sandwiches from the semi-sentient pig you forced […]
Mock Koopa Troopa Soup with Power Star Cornbread
One of these days, Mario is going to get so fed up with Bowser’s constant kidnappings he’ll kill that crazy turtle, grind his bones to make his bread and boil his flesh to make his stew. The plumber is out of other options. It’s either go full Grimm’s Fairy Tales […]
