Consume The Glory of Sontar in the form of Potato Chip Cookies

Prepare for battle! We Sontarans have had enough of your insults. We are neither Spudheads nor Pew Pew Potatoes. We are not even Spudmuffins, as some of your adoring females have attested. Sontar produces the greatest warriors the universe has ever known! We have the wisdom and might to achieve victory in every battle, from the fields of Trenzalore to

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Sherlock Shortbread Teabags

Kitchen Overlord - Sherlock Shortbread Teabags

The clever inventor of shortbread teabags may be forever lost in the mists of time, but their creation has spread, virus-like across the internet. Why? Because they’re ridiculously easy. I whipped up a batch of my own in honor of Sherlock’s third and final season. You may be tempted to substitute orange juice for the orange extract. Resist. The amount

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Hobbit Week: Plum Heavies

Kitchen Overlord Hobbit Week - Plum Heavies

Chocolate and vanilla may seem ubiquitous today, but they’re actually both new world beans. That means Tolkien explicitly excluded them from the Shire, even though both flavors were quite popular in Victorian England. Plum Heavies were the cheap, kids cookies of their day. Victorian country cooks would knead in a handful of diced plums plus a little extra sugar into

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Hobbit Week: Small Adventure Sized Mincemeat Pies

Kitchen Overlord Hobbit Week - Small Adventure Mincemeat Pies

These pies are a great snack for small adventures taken just outside the borders of the Shire. A hunk of bread, a little cheese, and 2-3 of these make a perfectly portable elevenses, just the right size to tide you over until a civilized lunch back in the comfort of your Hobbit Hole. In the middle ages, mincemeat pies included

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