Remember: when an other dimensional creature tastes these and asks if you’re a cooking god, always say YES! Stay Pufft Marshmallow Heads 3 (1/4 oz) packets unflavored gelatin ½ cup ice cold water ¼ cup bourbon 2 cups sugar ⅔ cup light corn syrup ¼ tsp kosher salt 1 tsp […]
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Edible Art: Soylent Green Ration Crackers
Make Room! Make Room for these healthy green crackers that are most certainly not made of people.* Soylent Green Ration Crackers ½ cup whole wheat flour ½ cup oat flour ½ cup almond flour 2 tbsp water 2 tbsp matcha green tea powder 2 tbsp tahini 2 tbsp honey 2 […]
Edible Art: Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets
You need to smuggle an amulet to Zip without anyone suspecting you’re making the drop in Thailand. There’s one delicious solution. Lara Croft’s Thai Fishcake Amulets 1 pound inexpensive white fish filets ½ cup flour 3 tbsp fish sauce 2 tbsp Thai sweet chili paste 1 tbsp brown sugar 2 […]
Edible Art: Day-O Beetlejuice Bananas
Day-O Beetlejuice Bananas 1 bunch of ripe bananas (about 6) 1/2 stick butter 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup dark rum 1 lime, juiced 1 tsp table salt Summon a trickster ghost by saying his name three times in a row. Bond over your mutual hatred of sandworms while slicing […]
Edible Art: Rick’s Replicant Chow Street Noodles
Life is short when chasing rogue Replicants. Don’t be afraid to use your microwave to speed up cooking. These super fast street noodles may be designed to be made fast and eaten faster, but they’re still better than anything you can get in the Offworld Colonies. Rick’s Replicant Chow Street […]
Edible Art: Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi
You need something as strong as a Polymorph and as sweet as Kristine Kochanski to wash down your all your vindaloo and triple fried egg chili chutney sandwiches. Dave Lister’s Mango Lassi 1 cup plain yogurt 1/2 cup full fat milk 1 mango, skinned and chopped 4 tsp sugar 1 […]
