You’ll agree that, “Tahiti, it’s a magical place,” once you taste this SHIELD logo pull apart bread. If acquiring the Tahitian vanilla beans makes you angry enough to pull the feathers off an eagle, go ahead and substitute the more easily available Madagascar variety. Bread: 1 tbsp yeast 1 tsp sugar 1 1/4 cups warm water 2 Tahitian vanilla beans
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Doctor Who Series 9 is mere days away, which can only mean one thing. While mainstream America is frothing over football, we’re all soaked up to our elbows in blue food coloring getting ready for watch parties! If you’re afraid of the hot box in your kitchen yet your party host has banned you from bringing any more blue corn
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We need to talk to Clark. This time, his hero worship has gone too far. First the lookalike contest, then the creepy grownup Superman underoos he wears under his clothes. Now he’s even making his sandwiches look like the Man of Steel. If we don’t have an intervention soon, he’s going to make a kryptonite knife and show up to
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I have an entirely irrational love of David Lynch’s 1984 science fiction epic, Dune. (This is almost unrelated to my entirely rational and well thought out love of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. These two things should never be confused.) Maybe I saw it at just the right age to find Sting, black leather, and redheads seductive. Maybe it was the first
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This Christmas, make your own Exploding TARDIS cookies while waiting for London to be invaded. Again.
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Game over, man. LV-426 is covered with these freaky pods full of death with a side of horrific torture and a wafer thin mint of pissing your god damn pants if any member of your crew complains about a stomach ache. Not that there are any more of us here. I’m the last one. Hell, those crazy bastards even ate
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This week, Kitchen Overlord is all about giving you impressive Whovian recipes that cost less than a bag of fish fingers and your favorite custard substitute. We kicked it off with the cheap and easy 10 Minute, 10 Dollar TARDIS Pie. Then, we brought you a fancy looking $10 Dalek Army that took about an hour (though most of that
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A friend wanted something Lovecraftian for his birthday, but I was having a hard time finding anything in my budget. Finger tentacles? Pirated Hentai DVD’s? A homeless guy dressed in a century old thrift store suit burbling about his visions? No. Those were too cliche. I needed something special. Something visionary. Something for under $10. That night, I drank too
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Babka shaped like crown crown because it is queen of breads. Good babka have many eggs. Chicken mommies cry when they see us eat babka, the egg is so many. Do not be sad. Chickens are mean. They deserve to suffer.
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Here on the Ood Sphere, we believe every human should have their own Ood. Not just every adult, but every human. After all, who deserves the love, care, and fastidiousness of an Ood more than your child? Celebrate a new Ood joining your family with a plate full of these cheerful Ood cookies. Ood Cookies Heads: 1 cup (2 sticks)
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